Midwest Mountain Sports Report 1/21/23
Do you ever have one of those crazy Saturday’s, when your plate is full, but you have three kids, so you’re super busy?
You meant to do a football preview, but now you’re going through the Drive-Thru because you spent all day playing Bigfoot, and you just need a burger before you get groceries.
“Uh yeah, give me the Kelce Special combo meal. NO, I don’t want Kedarious Toney dipping sauce, he’s lucky if he stays on the field.”
Oh crap, it’s dinner time, and the kids will only eat macaroni and cheese; “I’m sorry Daniel Jones, but we need a more nutritious offense. You’re wacky and delicious, but I need to balance this meal. No, nobody WANTS to eat the nutritionally well-rostered Eagles, but taking your vegetables isn’t supposed to be fun.”
Enjoy the football, and hopefully more time to write tomorrow!
Midwest Mountain Sports Report 